Tag: humor
group name: whatevauwant
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June 18, 2008 02:14 PM EDT --
Yes I Are One!!!
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I am without a doubt a Redneck and I ' m proud of it!
A True Redneck - this isn ' t your typical redneck joke Please . . . more
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September 02, 2007 10:24 AM EDT --
JULIE DELPHYS DEBUT AS A DIRECTOR IS A SCINTILLATINGLY FUNNY LOOK AT MODERN DAY RELATIONSHIPS ,ITS LIKE A WOMAN IS STRIPPING HER SOUL TO SHOW YOU HER WOUNDS AND THE INSESECURITIES OF . . . more
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September 11, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
I received a little note that dear Randee L. has tagged me. So without further adeu...
What is your greatest regret?
Hmmm, my greatest regret is probably not sticking out some of my earlier relationships. . . . more
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October 26, 2007 10:07 AM EDT --
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
~ Laurence J. Peter
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January 06, 2008 11:31 AM EST --
Rick was in trouble -- He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect . . . more
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December 30, 2007 01:22 PM EST --
A new word game. I will think of a word, then take the first letter of that word and start a sentence. The next person adds to the sentence by using the next letter of the word . The last word in the . . . more
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September 27, 2007 07:36 AM EDT --
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler . . . more
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January 21, 2008 02:14 PM EST --
"Keep looking below surface appearances. Don't shrink from doing so just because you might like what you find." ~Colin Powell
"Osama bin Laden's son announced . . . more
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October 23, 2007 12:43 PM EDT --
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks,
"Bartender, got any specials today?"
Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of
Fact we have a new drink, invented by
A gynecologist . . . more
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August 16, 2008 10:58 AM EDT --
Tenjewberrymud
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation......
Read aloud for best results. Be warned, you're going to find yourself . . . more
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November 07, 2007 12:37 PM EST --
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the
time our divorce started and she got her license
shortly before our divorce was final, later that
same year.
. . . more
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October 26, 2007 01:12 PM EDT --
Today while my youngest son and I were shopping he asked me another funny question. We were looking at the Halloween stuff and he ask me what I was going to be when I got to be a kid! He thought he would . . . more
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September 24, 2007 07:39 AM EDT --
(from email)
UNBELIEVABLE!!!
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? . . . more
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October 02, 2007 07:15 PM EDT --
(from email)
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
Dr. Ed Smith & Dr. Al Jones
Psychiatry and Proctology
The town council was not happy with the sign, so . . . more
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December 08, 2007 01:31 PM EST --
equal time for the ladies..C);-)
The very first ever Blonde Guy joke..... And well worth the wait !!!!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on . . . more
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December 12, 2007 11:00 PM EST --
Earlier this week I ate supper at a local grocery store's delicatessen. I did not realize that night was senior citizens nights where any meal for seniors was $3.99. I thought my bill sounded . . . more
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January 04, 2008 06:56 PM EST --
Three good quotes..
Dig where the gold is..unless you just need the exercise.
~John M Capozzi
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never any . . . more
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September 02, 2007 11:02 AM EDT --
More Animal Truisms
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone . . . more
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September 18, 2007 09:58 PM EDT --
Unscheduled Outage
It's thunderstorm season and when the power goes out at one branch office, the uninterruptible power supplies kick in, everything gracefully shuts down, and the technician waits . . . more
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October 04, 2007 11:52 PM EDT --
There is a new group established for obsessive speakers, it
is called On and On Anon
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